a little something extra

a little something extra

Monday, September 19, 2011

The Psychiatrist & The Proctologist

The Psychiatrist & The Proctologist

Best friends graduated from medical school at the same time and
decided that, in spite of two different specialties, they would open a
practice together to share office space and personnel.

Dr. Smith was the psychiatrist and Dr. Jones was the proctologist;they
put up a sign reading:
"Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones: Hysterias and Posteriors".
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

So, the docs changed it to read: "Schizoids and Hemorrhoids" which was
also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign.
"Catatonics and High Colonics" - No go. Next, they tried "Manic Depressives
and Anal Retentives" - thumbs down again. Then came "Minds and Behinds" -
still no good. Another attempt resulted in "Lost Souls and Butt Holes"
- unacceptable again!
So they tried "Analysis and AnalCysts" - not a chance. "Nuts and
Butts" - no way.
"Freaks and Cheeks" - still no good. "Loons and Moons" - forget it.
Almost at their wit's end, the docs finally came up with:
"Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones - Specializing in Odds and Ends". Everyone loved it.


Old Kitty said...

Ok. I am going to adjust my corset now to allow for more laughter!


I am SO glad you're BACK!

Take care

Fin said...

Nice! Although I was a fan of Nuts and Butts...

Anonymous said...

Thanks for the bestest deepest laugh in weeks!

Lizzie & 3 kitties

P.S. Hope your dog is gone...or is, at least, in the distance...

Prancer Pie said...

Bahahaha! I'm dying over here!-wait, what about- Tears and Rears! Hahahahahaha!

Avalon's Garden and The Garden Cottage Cats said...

LOL,,,, That's Hysterical! Love it;)
Best laugh in awhile ~