Thursday, September 22, 2011
Monday, September 19, 2011
Best friends graduated from medical school at the same time and
decided that, in spite of two different specialties, they would open a
practice together to share office space and personnel.
Dr. Smith was the psychiatrist and Dr. Jones was the proctologist;they
put up a sign reading:
"Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones: Hysterias and Posteriors".
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So, the docs changed it to read: "Schizoids and Hemorrhoids" which was
also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign.
"Catatonics and High Colonics" - No go. Next, they tried "Manic Depressives
and Anal Retentives" - thumbs down again. Then came "Minds and Behinds" -
still no good. Another attempt resulted in "Lost Souls and Butt Holes"
- unacceptable again!
So they tried "Analysis and AnalCysts" - not a chance. "Nuts and
Butts" - no way.
"Freaks and Cheeks" - still no good. "Loons and Moons" - forget it.
Almost at their wit's end, the docs finally came up with:
"Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones - Specializing in Odds and Ends". Everyone loved it.
Saturday, September 17, 2011
I want to show you some fun work stuff.
Let me introduce to you the World's Worst Coffee, guaranteed to rot your gut and clean you out. This crap must be government surplus coffee from the 30's, it's THAT bad.
And people drink it by the gallon, mainly because it's free.Dysentery is free, too, but you don't see folks lining up for that...
I bring a cup from home.
::bowels doing happy dance::