Friends!
Well here I am, back at work after a month off. Naturally, the first day I forgot my keys and badge, but at least I remembered my lunch! I had to mortgage my soul to Security to get entry and a spare key...who runs this place, anyway? The security here is pants. I hope to regain my vital essence when I turn in the key at 15:00...especially since it only opened about half the doors I needed it to. Guess who has a note in their bag that says "KEYS!!!" on it?
So, first thing, I sat down, and couldn't remember my password to get on the computer. No problem, there's a workaround, but then the system didn't like any of the NEW passwords I selected. Stupid technology...when I finally got logged on there was an email from the IT team stating that the password requirements had been tightened up. Sheesh. No wonder I had such a hard time.
I read a month's worth of mail in about ten minutes.
I read a month's worth of log entries in another ten.
I ate my sandwich and walked around the plant.
I ate my sandwich and walked around the plant.
And now I'm bored.
Before my surgery I was afraid I was going to go batshit with boredom. The funny thing is, it didn't happen! I dug deep and discovered heretofore unknown reservoirs of lazyness. At first I resisted, reading books and doing small odd jobs to combat ennui, and then, as time wore on, I caved into the compulsion to nap. From there it was just one small step to sleeping late, and a tiny nudge into wearing pajamas all day.
I was actively lazy for three weeks, and boy, was it ever great! No deadlines, no compulsion to clean, no nothing! Just hang out, watch the Cats, and enjoy life.
How soon to retirement?
I was actively lazy for three weeks, and boy, was it ever great! No deadlines, no compulsion to clean, no nothing! Just hang out, watch the Cats, and enjoy life.
How soon to retirement?